le_ra (le_ra) wrote,
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Just for fun...

From our sisadmin - sorry, only english version available.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the performance of flower and jewellry applications that
had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and
NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?

Desperate

**************

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears
6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:

Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1.

Television 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud noises ( WAV

files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.

Good Luck,

Tech Support
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